This isn’t a hearts and roses Valentine book. It’s shockingly humorous. I was a bit embarrassed when I couldn’t control my laughter and cackled loudly. Scene after scene is more amusing than the next.
Honestly, I’ve read a hundreds of romance books, but this one wins for most astonishing. Even after a little research on the internet, I’m still astounded.
I won’t spoil the best lines, but I’m compelled to include this one from a side character:
“If men weren’t so gosh darned sexy with all those muscles and flirty smiles and round, apply bottoms and dicks, I’d go lesbo in a heartbeat.”
Don’t fret, there’s also enough sappy phrases to give the book a traditional romantic feel.
“You’re mine now, Dani. You’re the only woman I’ve ever allowed in my home, in this bed, and after tonight, you’re the last one I want in here. … I may not be any good for you, but you’re damn well perfect for me.”
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ABOUT J.C. VALENTINE
J.C. Valentine is the USA Today and International bestselling author of the Night Calls and Wayward FightersSeries and the Forbidden Series. Her vivid imagination and love of words and romance had her penning her own romance stories from an early age, which, despite being poorly edited and written longhand, she forced friends and family members to read. No, she isn’t sorry.
J.C. earned her own happily ever after when she married her high school sweetheart. Living in the Northwest, they have three amazing children and far too many pets and spend much of their free time together enjoying movies or the outdoors. Among the many hats she wears, J.C. is an entrepreneur. Having graduated with honors, she holds a Bachelor’s in English and when she isn’t writing, you can find her editing for fellow authors.
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