Bruce Miller – I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed



I love the humor and light heartedness in this title and the stories within were equally entertaining. The short stories about a man’s online to real life dating experiences are a cornucopia of happy, funny, delightful, and engaging stories. Between each story, the author includes an apropos quote. These too, are remarkably on point and funny.

I would buy this book for somebody that was feeling down about the dating process, recently out of a relationship, as a funny grab gift, or as a humorous Valentine’s gift.

One of my favorite quotes from the book is

“If you don’t look anything like the person in your online picture, you’re buying me drinks ’till you do.”


I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed Online Dating: Why Didn’t He Call Me Back? What Goes Through a Man’s Mind on the First Meet? Impressions from a Man Who Had Over 350 First Meetups. Have you ever wondered what goes through a man’s mind when you first meet? “Why didn’t he ask me out again? What did he think of me?” “Did I say the wrong thing?” I was newly singled after an unwanted divorce and retired early, so I had time on my hands to find a girlfriend. I didn’t want to be alone, and hadn’t dated in years. I was eager to meet a woman, and became discouraged trying to find someone to be your love, your best trusted friend, a confidant and companion — a very difficult task. Seeing my low spirits to get on with searching to find a woman, a good friend simply told me dating is “Just a game of numbers — the more ladies you meet, the better decision you’ll make.” So, I ventured into the field of online dating and over three years met over 350 ladies. Many women asked me what goes through a man’s mind when he meets a woman. In this book I spell out my thoughts about the women I met, her walk, her appearance, demeanor, clothes, habits, figure, etc. in detail.


Thank You Arc to Bruce Miller!

Bruce Miller is a member of the Team at Golfwell and has written about various topics – mostly golf humor.  Bruce worked hard to fight off his depression caused by an unwanted divorce and adventured boldly into online dating and recorded his impressions in his new book “I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed, Online Dating: Why Didn’t He Call Me Back?”
Bruce met a few hundred women over three years and found many women wondered what goes through a man’s mind on the first meet. Women would wonder what went wrong?  Did I wear the wrong dress? Did I come on too strong?
“So, I wrote a book on what goes through a man’s mind on the first online meetup.  I hope my thoughts will give women more insight into a man’s mind and make them more relaxed on the first online date with a gentleman after reading my book.”
An early retired businessman, Bruce has traveled extensively and has also written, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book” and “Beware the Ides of March”, both top ten Amazon Hot New Best Sellers in their category.

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